GNOMED

Frequently asked

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What is "gnoming," exactly?
Gnoming is the practice of secretly placing one of our small handmade gnomes on or near another person — desk, mug, plant, coat pocket — so they find it later and smile. We have a short guide on how to gnome someone thoughtfully.
Is this weird?
A little, in the best way. The point is a small, quiet, kind surprise — not a prank at someone’s expense. Most people who get gnomed keep the gnome.
How big are the gnomes?
Most are 3–5 cm tall — about the size of a thumb. A few are smaller (the Stealth Mini is around 2 cm). Sizes are listed on each product page.
What are they made of?
Polymer clay, hand-painted, then sealed with a satin finish. Outdoor-rated pieces have an additional weather sealant.
Can I leave them outdoors?
Indoor placement is the default. Look for the Garden Gnomers (or anything tagged "outdoor") if you’re planning to leave one in a planter or on a porch.
Are they safe around kids and pets?
They are small, hard objects — a choking hazard for small children and a temptation for some pets. Please don’t gnome anywhere a toddler or curious dog will reach.
How long does shipping take?
Standard items typically ship in 2–5 business days. Custom (made-to-order) gnomes take a few weeks; the product page shows the current estimate.
Can I order a custom one for a specific person or occasion?
Yes — the Custom Gnome is made to order. Tell us a color, a hat, and the occasion.
What if my gnoming goes badly?
Read our short guide first. Don’t gnome strangers, anxious people in tense moments, food, or anything that has to pass through a mail/security checkpoint. If a recipient doesn’t want the gnome, the kindest thing is to take it back gracefully and re-home it elsewhere.
Do you accept returns?
Yes. See our returns policy. Custom pieces are final sale once production has started.
Where are the gnomes made?
In a small partner workshop. Each one is sculpted and painted by hand, so small variations are expected and part of the character.
Do you ship internationally?
At launch we ship within the United States. International shipping is on the roadmap.